Get 50% Off Your First Month of Premium Yard Cleaning — That’s Basically 2 Weeks FREE

Your yard spotless, odor-free, and safe for kids — We scoop, sanitize, deodorize, and send verification every week
— and your first month is 50% off.

Risk-free with our “You Can’t Lose” Guarantee!

ONLY 50
Spots

🎉 Enjoy your yard again

🔒 Gate Lock Guarantee

🌿 Yard Safe for Kids

🐶 Safe, happy pups

👟 Stop stepping in it

🌟 5-Star Favorite

️🌺 Odor-free yard

🗓️ Weekly Visits

Dear Dog Owner,

Let’s cut the crap (literally).

Your backyard isn’t a yard anymore… it’s a battlefield.

Every. Single. Step. Is. A. Gamble.

One wrong move and BOOM — you’re the poor soul scraping dog turds out of your sneakers with a stick, gagging while the neighbors peek over the fence.

And here’s the part no one tells you:
That poop? It doesn’t just “go away.”
It festers. It bakes in the sun. It leaks bacteria into your soil.
It’s basically a petri dish marinating right where your kids play tag.

Yeah, your yard is cute… until it’s literally crawling with E. coli, salmonella, and parasites that can blind children. (Don’t Google it unless you want nightmares.)

And don’t even get me started on the smell. You know the one.

That thick, hot, nose-punching stench that hangs in the air and makes your whole family retreat back inside. Suddenly that $5,000 patio set? Just a very expensive poop-viewing platform.

So let me ask you: How long are you gonna keep wasting weekends, scooping with flimsy grocery bags, pretending it’s “not that bad”?

Because here’s the cold, stinking truth: with two dogs, you’re staring down 100+ piles a month. That’s not a chore. That’s a second job. One you don’t even get paid for.

But…

What if you never had to touch it again?

What if every week, a team showed up like poop-slaying ninjas?

They scoop every single pile, haul it away, sanitize, deodorize, and send you a notification that your yard is clean, fresh, and family-ready.

No smell. No germs. No “oops I stepped in it” disasters.

Just a clean, kid-safe lawn you can actually enjoy again.

That’s what Curbside Scoops does.

And we’re so confident you’ll love it that your first month is 50% off.

Oh, and if we ever miss even a single steaming pile?
We’ll re-clean your yard— free of charge.
Still not happy? We’ll refund you — plus $25 for wasting your time.

This isn’t “pooper scooper service.”

This is yard freedom.

This is time back in your life.

This is finally saying goodbye to the nastiest chore in pet ownership… forever.

Sign up today. First 50 families only.

After that, we shut the gate.

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Local, Licensed, Insured

🐶
500+ Piles Removed Weekly

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Safe and
Sanitized

🗓️
Reliable
Weekly Service

⭐
100% Satisfaction Guarantee

Here’s Exactly What You’ll Get Every Week With Curbside Scoops:

✅ Spotless Yard, Zero Hassle
We scoop & haul every pile away
(no stinky bins left behind for you to deal with).

✅ Kid-Safe, Pet-Safe Sanitation
Our tools are disinfected between every yard
so germs stop at the gate, not in your home.

✅ Fresh, Odor-Free Lawn
With our Premium plan, your grass gets a hospital-grade, pet-safe deodorizer & sanitizer treatment.

✅ Proof in Your Pocket
You get gate-latch photo confirmation after every visit so you know your pets are safe and your yard is 100% handled.

✅ No Guesswork Service
On-the-way text alerts and completion notifications mean you never wonder if “the poop guy” showed up.

✅ Our “You Can’t Lose” Guarantee
If we ever miss even one pile, we will re-clean your yard free. Still not happy? We’ll refund you — plus $25 for your time.

“We are so glad we came across this company. We decided to give it a chance, it sounded like a good idea. I’m really glad we did.

It’s not just some person that comes over and does a quick job and leaves. They are very professional, reliable, and friendly. I would definitely recommend them.”

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Our
“You Can’t Lose”
Guarantee

Here’s our iron-clad, no-risk guarantee:

✅ No Pile Left Behind
If we miss even one, we re-scoop free

✅ Gate-Lock Guarantee
If your gate isn’t secured, that service is free

✅ Odor-Free Pledge
If smells remain, we’ll re-treat at no cost

✅ Double Guarantee
Still not happy? We’ll refund every cent AND give you $25 for your trouble

✅ Risk is 100% on us. You can’t lose.
That’s stronger than any competitor, because we don’t just promise — we prove it. With Curbside Scoops, you can relax knowing your yard will be spotless, odor-free, and secure — every single time.

When You Join Today, You’ll Also Get These
Free Bonuses!
($200+ Value)

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Free Initial
Deep Clean
Upgrade

Your first visit includes a one-time reset cleanup at no extra charge

🎁
Free Sanitizing + Deodorizing Treatment

Kid-safe, pet-safe, and neighbor-approved.

🎁
Complimentary
gate lock
(If needed)

Photo proof your gate is locked
after every visit

🎁
Exclusive Welcome Gift
Bag

A little thank you for being one of our “Founding Families.”

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Loyalty & Referral
Rewards

20% savings when you prepay annually

Refer a friend → you get $50 cash or 1 free month of service (stackable)

Get Your First Month
50% Off
Premium Weekly Service

💡 Pricing based on a standard yard (¼ acre) and up to 2 dogs. Larger yards or extra dogs may be just a few dollars more — confirmed before scheduling.

(Only for the First 50 Families)

Your kids and pets deserve a safe, clean, odor-free yard. We scoop, sanitize, and deodorize every week

No contracts. Cancel anytime.

What You Get EVERY Week

✅ Scoop & haul-away of all waste (no smelly bins left behind)
✅ Tools sanitized between yards for your family’s safety
✅ Pet-safe deodorizer & sanitizing treatment (Premium plan)
✅ Gate-latch photo proof after every visit
✅ On-the-way text alerts + completion confirmation
✅ “You Can’t Lose” Satisfaction Guarantee

Launch Special — Founding Families Deal

Normally: $156 per 4 weeks
($39/week)

Today: 50% Off Your First 4 Weeks
As little as $78 total
(That’s TWO FREE WEEKS)

Cancel anytime. No contracts.

Even at full price, that’s just $5.20/day — less than a drink at Starbucks —
for a spotless, family-safe yard.

Free Bonuses (New Customers Only)

Free Deep Clean Upgrade ($80 value)
Perfect if your yard hasn’t been serviced in weeks

Free Pet-Safe Sanitizing + Odor Neutralizer ($30 value)
Fresh start for your lawn

Peace of Mind Package
On-the-way text alerts, free gate lock, gate-closed photo proof, and visit checklist

Welcome Pack Gift Bag on your first service

Loyalty & Referral Rewards
Earn $50 cash or a free month for every neighbor you refer

***That’s over $200 in value your first month, but you only pay half***

Our “You Can’t Lose” Guarantee

No Pile Left Behind — if we miss a single pile, we re-scoop free.

Gate-Lock Guarantee — if your gate isn’t secured, your service is free.

Odor-Free Pledge — if smells linger, we’ll re-treat at no cost.

Double Guarantee — still not happy?
We’ll refund your money and pay you $25 for your trouble.

Risk is 100% on us. You can’t lose.

Limited Launch Offer
Only 50 Families
⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

We’re opening our routes in Volusia County with a special 50% Off First Month deal — but it’s only for the first 50 families who sign up. After that, enrollment closes and new customers go on a waitlist until spots open.

Thanks for taking the time to read this page, and I look forward to keeping your yard clean, fresh, and poop-free!

Andrzej Jargilo
Founder – Curbside Scoops

P.S.

Well, well, well… you made it to the warm and cozy little P.S. section.

Welcome.

And, in case you skipped all the way down here (hey, I get it)… here’s the deal:

👉 Your first month of our Premium Weekly Yard Scooping is 50% off.

👉 If we miss a single pile, we re-scoop FREE. still not happy? We’ll refund your money and pay you $25 for wasting your time.

👉 No contracts. Cancel anytime.

That’s it. No fine print. No “gotchas.” Just a clean yard, guaranteed.

DOUBLE P.S.

Still scrolling? What are you waiting for, a golden shovel?

This is a strictly limited launch deal for the first 50 families. After that, we shut the gate (literally).

And trust me, we’ve filled routes before — and once they’re capped, you’re either waiting on a list or back in the yard gagging behind a poop bag.

TRIPLE P.S.

Holy steaming dog piles! You’re still reading? Okay, here’s the raw truth:

If you don’t love it — if your yard doesn’t look spotless, smell fresh, and feel safe enough for your kids to play barefoot in — I’ll give you every penny back, plus $25 cash, and you’ll never hear from me again.

So what are you doing? Hit the obnoxiously big button below, grab your 50% Off Founding Family spot, and give yourself the gift of a clean, odor-free yard.

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.

The dog sure isn’t waiting…

 FAQs

  • Yes — but the average family spends 4–6 hours per month scooping. That’s nearly a full workday wasted on a chore nobody enjoys. For about $5 a day, we give you that time back to spend with your family, your pets, or simply relaxing.

  • We built in accountability. You’ll receive service verification + gate lock confirmation after every visit.
    You’ll know your yard is done, every time.

  • We go beyond scooping. Our technicians sanitize tools between every yard and use a pet & kid-safe disinfectant to keep your lawn clean, safe, and smelling fresh.

  • Risk is 100% on us. If you’re not completely happy, we’ll redo the service for free.

    Still not happy? We’ll refund every penny AND give you $25 for wasting your time. No questions asked.